Dude, they are putting a needle through my freaking chest tomorrow! Are you kidding me!? My lung, shouldn't it not have holes, will it pop like a balloon!? How do you administer enough sedatives to make this ok, without knocking me out? Everybody's asleep at my house, and my head is full of rational thoughts like these. I'm tempted to look it up online, but so far researching things online has been horrible. Nobody online wants to tell their happy story, just the really sucky ones about the time a needle popped their chest like a balloon.
My grandma gets a shot in her eyeball once a month. EYEBALL. Eyes have to be open for that one. I can handle one lung shot if Grandma can do that. I think...
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We are here for you! Bay City Waffles and all!
We are here for you! Bay City Waffles and all!
Hmm commented twice! Oh well "Twice the love"!
Agh! I can't even imagine, you are incredible. I would be up too, stop googling. You said yourself it is not good for you. That is my advice. Thinking of you and praying for great things to come. Keep blogging, your hilarious.
Love,
Care
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